I don't know what purpose this might serve, but I decided to offer my many weird voices / characters in a name-your-price fashion with a $0 minimum. I'll say anything you want, however you want, short of full audiobooks or reading entire stories. You will have exclusive rights to the sample once you receive it.
I'm not an actor, but for some reason I've gotten semi-decent at closet VO improv. Some of my specialties include:
- Old Man
- Young Child
- Demonic Villain Guy*
- Southern Redneck
- Alt-Right Conspiracy Theorist*
- ATHF Meatwad Clone
(*= requires mild pitch shifting, typically 5 semitones down)
Any of these can be mixed / matched, and degraded to either vinyl, rough MP3, or cassette emulations before I even ship them to you. Samples will automatically be noise-gated unless the recipient requests absolutely no processing whatsoever.
Here are some examples of my work:
Turnaround time is typically within a week, and possibly much sooner than that. Which voice will you