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Old 09-07-2018, 09:18 PM   #21
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Re: Shitty Joke Thread

Now here is a shitty joke.

What does the man with diarrhea say, just before reaching the toilet.

"To the window, to the wall, the poop runs down my balls." Lil Jon - 2010

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Old 09-07-2018, 09:19 PM   #22
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Trump is making America great again..it's true..really..it's wonderful.

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Old 09-07-2018, 09:55 PM   #23
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He really is, 401k is great and I pay less in taxes!! (really not a joke) Also holding other countries accountable on trade and contributions to the UN =)

Unemployment is at record lows as well.

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Old 09-07-2018, 10:08 PM   #24
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He really is, 401k is great and I pay less in taxes!! (really not a joke) Also holding other countries accountable on trade and contributions to the UN =)

Unemployment is at record lows as well.

Now don't go getting all serious on us..this is a joke thread..a shitty joke thread at that..and what I posted was a satirical swipe at the guy. I get you believe he's doing a great job..and that's cool..you would know better than me..but we're joking here, remember?

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Old 09-07-2018, 10:14 PM   #25
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Nah, Let's crank up the heat baby.

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Old 10-07-2018, 03:02 AM   #26
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My dog has no nose.
So how does he smell?
Awful.


Whatís that brown sticky stuff?
A stick.

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Old 10-07-2018, 03:03 AM   #27
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He really is, 401k is great and I pay less in taxes!! (really not a joke) Also holding other countries accountable on trade and contributions to the UN =)

Unemployment is at record lows as well.
Now thatís a shitty joke.

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Old 10-07-2018, 06:28 AM   #28
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10 dead puppies in a barrel has nothing on 1 dead puppy in 10 barrels
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Old 10-07-2018, 06:30 AM   #29
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whats black and white and looks like a horse.
a zebra

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Old 10-07-2018, 08:17 AM   #30
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What's black and white and read all over?

A Newspaper

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Old 10-07-2018, 09:02 AM   #31
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Old 10-07-2018, 12:11 PM   #32
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Your mama is so ugly that the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it.

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Old 10-07-2018, 12:24 PM   #33
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I was so ugly when I was born, the doctor slapped my mother instead.

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Old 10-07-2018, 05:59 PM   #34
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Yo mama so poor, she bounces food stamps.

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Old 10-07-2018, 06:11 PM   #35
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I was so ugly when I was born, the doctor slapped my mother instead.
Its usually vets deliver in cow-sheds.

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Old 10-07-2018, 06:39 PM   #36
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Its usually vets deliver in cow-sheds.
Roo, stop reminiscing..you're bring the vibe of this thread down.

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