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Old 08-07-2018, 07:20 PM   #1
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Where is the best place to send your girlfriend if she is really cold?

The corner, It's 90 degrees there....

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Old 08-07-2018, 08:03 PM   #2
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Old 08-07-2018, 08:30 PM   #3
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Where do dolphins go over the summer?

The ocean

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Old 08-07-2018, 09:22 PM   #4
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You know what the difference is between a fridge and your girlfriend, bruh?

Fridge donít make no funny noise when you take your meat out.

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Old 08-07-2018, 09:38 PM   #5
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What's the difference between a mosquito and your girl bruh?

Mosquito stops sucking when I swat at it

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Old 08-07-2018, 11:23 PM   #6
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What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.

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Old 09-07-2018, 04:19 AM   #7
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Old 09-07-2018, 06:14 AM   #8
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man walks into a bar and says "ouch"

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Old 09-07-2018, 10:47 AM   #9
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Re: Shitty Joke Thread

What would you call Steven Seagal if he didn't eat animal products?

Vegan Seagal

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Old 09-07-2018, 11:57 AM   #10
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What do you get when you cross a n elephant and a rhino?'

Hell if I Know.

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Old 09-07-2018, 01:47 PM   #11
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Re: Shitty Joke Thread

What did the elephant do when he saw a mouse coming down the stairs? - Spit back at him


What did the mouse do when he saw the elephant coming down the stairs at him? - Swim

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Old 09-07-2018, 06:05 PM   #12
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Knock knock
Who's there
Dr
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Old 09-07-2018, 06:35 PM   #13
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I make music.

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Old 09-07-2018, 06:37 PM   #14
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Re: Shitty Joke Thread

Lieber arm dran als Arm ab.

Trinkst Du fettarme Milch, kriegst Du konkrete Fettarm.

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Old 09-07-2018, 06:38 PM   #15
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And you thought Ronald Reagan was a joke...

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Old 09-07-2018, 08:12 PM   #16
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What's worse than two possums up a tree ? Two trees up a possum.
also same format with babies and a bucket

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Old 09-07-2018, 08:36 PM   #17
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10 dead puppies in a barrel has nothing on 1 dead puppy in 10 barrels

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Old 09-07-2018, 08:48 PM   #18
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How do you get a squirrel to come down out of a tree?

Drop your pants and show him your nuts.

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Old 09-07-2018, 08:51 PM   #19
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Quote:
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I make music.

no I make make music

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Old 09-07-2018, 09:12 PM   #20
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Quote:
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no I make make music
But while you make make music, I just started to make make make music.

Oh yea and is our Lord and savior.


Actually, I think these are good jokes. Totally not shitty.

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