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Old 01-09-2017, 07:35 AM   #1
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List freaky shit you survived! Ok go... I got poisoned again four times in three months: to the powers that be... guys, let's not make a habit of this, mkay?

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Old 01-09-2017, 07:42 AM   #2
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List freaky shit you survived! Ok go... I got poisoned again four times in three months: to the powers that be... guys, let's not make a habit of this, mkay?
How the hell do you get poisoned 4 times in 3 months?

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Old 01-09-2017, 08:26 AM   #3
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Old 01-09-2017, 08:49 AM   #4
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Old 01-09-2017, 08:57 PM   #5
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Diabetic ketoacidosis. Your blood sugar is supposed to be between 80-120 mg/dl, mine was like 1200. Survived, but then had kidney stones that were a bitch (so much so they had to use ultrasound so that I could pass them). Also almost drowned in like 2 inches of water from low blood sugar, passed out face down and my foot clogged the shower drain. And had a pretty bitchin flu once, especially nasty in diabetics, had to be hospitalized for fear of what it was doing to my blood sugar (my dosage of insulin wasn't modified quickly enough and this was before tamiflu, I couldn't keep food down, so worries about low blood sugar again).

Dark subject matter, but nice to see you back Nystagmus.

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Old 01-09-2017, 09:09 PM   #6
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got hit by a car
I've actually been hit by a car (I assume you mean as a pedestrian) as well. Luckily it wasn't bad, but the person totally took off. I walked away and no serious injuries came of it...freaked me the fuck out...

...and I wasn't even jay walking...big surprise not one person...other pedestrians or motorists stopped to ask if I was OK...

I also survived w/o injury a pretty bad car wreck. I was turning left to a clear an intersection as the signal turned yellow. Someone from the on coming lane blew through the changing light and smacked into the back end of my car. Witnesses said my car did a 360 in the air. It landed backwards going the wrong way on the street I was trying to turn onto. I blacked out momentarily. The speed limit was 25 miles an hour, cops told me the other driver had been doing at least twice that.

When I took the car to the shop the said the impact shift the back half of the car about four inches off center. I don't even know how they fixed it, but my family drove that car for another 6-7 years. Toyota man. They make a hell of a car.
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Old 01-09-2017, 09:40 PM   #7
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passed out face down and my foot clogged the shower drain. .

Dude I hope you realize just fucking hilarious this is. Glad you didn't die that way.
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Old 01-09-2017, 09:42 PM   #8
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Re: The survival thread...

Actually just last night a car smashed into a utility pole right outside my window. I suppose if that pole hadn't been there I wouldn't be feeling too good right now, or feeling at all. It totaled the drunks car, I saw him get out, assess the damage, try to get back in and back it up, then just get out and walk away. The airbag might have had him dazed, but 4:30 am? Gonna say alcohol related, plus he never came back.

Other than that I've had a lot of concussions. Doubt I was ever close to death though.

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Old 01-10-2017, 12:45 AM   #9
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Dude I hope you realize just fucking hilarious this is. Glad you didn't die that way.
I've joked that if I was chillin' in heaven and had to explain that to all the other dead folks, I'd never be able to live it down.

EDIT: Just realized this won't be patently obvious to you, but I'm also 6 ft. 4 in. (like 190 cm, for you metric heads ) tall, so most rooms I walk into, I'm the tall guy. Just another layer of humor.

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Old 01-10-2017, 05:22 AM   #10
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I almost got crushed between my buddies boat and his truck, we were in the rain and had to push it into the shop manually because his truck was screwed up, my friend lost his footing and the boat started to come back towards me, when I panicked, pushing the boat, I was able to get it away from myself and the back of his truck, the part that sucked was having to get the wheel back onto the driveway and continue pushing until we got it into the shop.

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Re: The survival thread...

Not too crazy, but I accidentally ate two plates of 100% raw chicken. I woke up the next day feeling fine

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How the hell do you get poisoned 4 times in 3 months?
I'd like to know, too. You can't just throw this shit out and walk away

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Old 01-10-2017, 03:11 PM   #12
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Dang! U guys have been thru serious times! I hope 2017 is kind and gentle. Peace.

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Old 01-10-2017, 04:27 PM   #13
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Re: The survival thread...

Well the latest was that parachute accident I had last year, landed in a small tree in California, my leg got impaled almost through, and had to get carried out on a stretcher, quad, ambulance and helicopter to the hospital, had surgery and spent 5 days there, outside of whales vagina

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Old 01-10-2017, 06:19 PM   #14
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Well the latest was that parachute accident I had last year, landed in a small tree in California, my leg got impaled almost through, and had to get carried out on a stretcher, quad, ambulance and helicopter to the hospital, had surgery and spent 5 days there, outside of whales vagina

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jesus, that sucks man, the picture looks pretty gruesome, I have yet to ever get impaled by anything.

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Old 01-10-2017, 09:37 PM   #15
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Re: The survival thread...

Been rear-ended on the freeway not once but 2 times in 2 different vehicles, once in 2003 and once in 2007.

The first time I was in my Honda Civic hatchback cruising home after a late night jam, going about 65 mph in the middle lane with hardly any traffic at all, all the sudden some guy on his phone comes whizzing into my rear-view mirror at about 90mph and hits me, I go left into the concrete median and the left front corner of my car is totalled. It hits hard enough to turn me around facing backward and a fucking semi coming, blaring its horn. It manages to slow down and get past me. I start seeing more cars coming a ways off so without knowing any of the damage to myself yet, I unhook the seatbelt and book it to the side of the freeway. Sure enough, someone wasn't paying attention and slammed into my car as I watched. i pretty much escaped death because the car was pretty fucked after that. I had severe whiplash and nearly slipped a disc and had to see a few doctors but mostly went unscathed.

The second time was in morning drive time traffic going to work. I was coming from a smaller town north of austin and the traffic isn't too bad up until a certain point. That day i had borrowed my mom's truck since my car was in the shop(oh the horrible luck). I slowed down in the middle lane to get into the massive line that ran for several miles and was rear-ended by some older lady who I guess wasn't paying attention to the traffic and didn't slow down. It didn't really do a lot of damage to my mom's truck, bent the back bumper and bent a bit of the bed in near the tire and i didn't feel much of an impact because the truck is a fairly burly truck, unlike my Civic.

The roads are fuckin dangerous and completely full of stupid, ignorant assholes who think that everything revolves around themselves.
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I've actually been hit by a car (I assume you mean as a pedestrian) as well. Luckily it wasn't bad, but the person totally took off. I walked away and no serious injuries came of it...freaked me the fuck out...

...and I wasn't even jay walking...big surprise not one person...other pedestrians or motorists stopped to ask if I was OK...

I also survived w/o injury a pretty bad car wreck. I was turning left to a clear an intersection as the signal turned yellow. Someone from the on coming lane blew through the changing light and smacked into the back end of my car. Witnesses said my car did a 360 in the air. It landed backwards going the wrong way on the street I was trying to turn onto. I blacked out momentarily. The speed limit was 25 miles an hour, cops told me the other driver had been doing at least twice that.

When I took the car to the shop the said the impact shift the back half of the car about four inches off center. I don't even know how they fixed it, but my family drove that car for another 6-7 years. Toyota man. They make a hell of a car.
well i was crossing when it was pedstrains turn over zebra (thats what we call stripes here) aand driver turned out to be stereotypical "dumb chick", thankfully (well sometimes i wish i was dead tho but thats separate topic...) i didn't get any serious damage but it was pure luck i didn't end up as steven hawkings if i fell even sightly off i would break my neck. since then i am sexist (phrase with potential to become maymay). she was driving at nearly 40 kmh and didnt even give a fuck about red, and as cctv footage showed after she was applying a fucking lipstick

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Well the latest was that parachute accident I had last year, landed in a small tree in California, my leg got impaled almost through, and had to get carried out on a stretcher, quad, ambulance and helicopter to the hospital, had surgery and spent 5 days there, outside of whales vagina

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Well I just survived listening to terrible goth trance lol!

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0:19 - i know that gal w the pink hair.

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When I was a young man in high school, my first real job was working in a restaurant. I once chopped five pounds of fresh jalapenos, then went to take a piss without washing my hands first.

Then there was the time I ran my hand through the meat slicer.

Then there was the time I fell off a 15' retaining wall, but didn't know it because I was blind drunk (which honestly probably saved my life, being limp and all).

The closest I ever came to dying, at least to my knowledge, was working under a car when the frame shifted, pinning me under it by the chest. It landed on some cinder blocks I'd stuffed under there, but if those had broken or not been there, my sternum would have been half in two. Even surviving without injury it was completely terrifying, as was getting it off me since I was totally panicked. Completely changed my mindset about how to go about big industrial things.

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