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Old 01-09-2017, 07:35 AM   #1
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List freaky shit you survived! Ok go... I got poisoned again four times in three months: to the powers that be... guys, let's not make a habit of this, mkay?

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Old 01-09-2017, 07:42 AM   #2
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List freaky shit you survived! Ok go... I got poisoned again four times in three months: to the powers that be... guys, let's not make a habit of this, mkay?
How the hell do you get poisoned 4 times in 3 months?

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Old 01-09-2017, 08:49 AM   #4
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The 80's.
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Old 01-09-2017, 08:57 PM   #5
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Diabetic ketoacidosis. Your blood sugar is supposed to be between 80-120 mg/dl, mine was like 1200. Survived, but then had kidney stones that were a bitch (so much so they had to use ultrasound so that I could pass them). Also almost drowned in like 2 inches of water from low blood sugar, passed out face down and my foot clogged the shower drain. And had a pretty bitchin flu once, especially nasty in diabetics, had to be hospitalized for fear of what it was doing to my blood sugar (my dosage of insulin wasn't modified quickly enough and this was before tamiflu, I couldn't keep food down, so worries about low blood sugar again).

Dark subject matter, but nice to see you back Nystagmus.

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Old 01-09-2017, 09:09 PM   #6
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got hit by a car
I've actually been hit by a car (I assume you mean as a pedestrian) as well. Luckily it wasn't bad, but the person totally took off. I walked away and no serious injuries came of it...freaked me the fuck out...

...and I wasn't even jay walking...big surprise not one person...other pedestrians or motorists stopped to ask if I was OK...

I also survived w/o injury a pretty bad car wreck. I was turning left to a clear an intersection as the signal turned yellow. Someone from the on coming lane blew through the changing light and smacked into the back end of my car. Witnesses said my car did a 360 in the air. It landed backwards going the wrong way on the street I was trying to turn onto. I blacked out momentarily. The speed limit was 25 miles an hour, cops told me the other driver had been doing at least twice that.

When I took the car to the shop the said the impact shift the back half of the car about four inches off center. I don't even know how they fixed it, but my family drove that car for another 6-7 years. Toyota man. They make a hell of a car.

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Old 01-09-2017, 09:40 PM   #7
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passed out face down and my foot clogged the shower drain. .

Dude I hope you realize just fucking hilarious this is. Glad you didn't die that way.
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Old 01-09-2017, 09:42 PM   #8
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Re: The survival thread...

Actually just last night a car smashed into a utility pole right outside my window. I suppose if that pole hadn't been there I wouldn't be feeling too good right now, or feeling at all. It totaled the drunks car, I saw him get out, assess the damage, try to get back in and back it up, then just get out and walk away. The airbag might have had him dazed, but 4:30 am? Gonna say alcohol related, plus he never came back.

Other than that I've had a lot of concussions. Doubt I was ever close to death though.

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Old 01-10-2017, 12:45 AM   #9
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Dude I hope you realize just fucking hilarious this is. Glad you didn't die that way.
I've joked that if I was chillin' in heaven and had to explain that to all the other dead folks, I'd never be able to live it down.

EDIT: Just realized this won't be patently obvious to you, but I'm also 6 ft. 4 in. (like 190 cm, for you metric heads ) tall, so most rooms I walk into, I'm the tall guy. Just another layer of humor.

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Old 01-10-2017, 05:22 AM   #10
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Re: The survival thread...

I almost got crushed between my buddies boat and his truck, we were in the rain and had to push it into the shop manually because his truck was screwed up, my friend lost his footing and the boat started to come back towards me, when I panicked, pushing the boat, I was able to get it away from myself and the back of his truck, the part that sucked was having to get the wheel back onto the driveway and continue pushing until we got it into the shop.

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Old 01-10-2017, 05:34 AM   #11
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Re: The survival thread...

Not too crazy, but I accidentally ate two plates of 100% raw chicken. I woke up the next day feeling fine

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How the hell do you get poisoned 4 times in 3 months?
I'd like to know, too. You can't just throw this shit out and walk away

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Old 01-10-2017, 03:11 PM   #12
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Dang! U guys have been thru serious times! I hope 2017 is kind and gentle. Peace.

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Old 01-10-2017, 04:27 PM   #13
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Re: The survival thread...

Well the latest was that parachute accident I had last year, landed in a small tree in California, my leg got impaled almost through, and had to get carried out on a stretcher, quad, ambulance and helicopter to the hospital, had surgery and spent 5 days there, outside of whales vagina

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Old 01-10-2017, 06:19 PM   #14
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Well the latest was that parachute accident I had last year, landed in a small tree in California, my leg got impaled almost through, and had to get carried out on a stretcher, quad, ambulance and helicopter to the hospital, had surgery and spent 5 days there, outside of whales vagina

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jesus, that sucks man, the picture looks pretty gruesome, I have yet to ever get impaled by anything.

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I've actually been hit by a car (I assume you mean as a pedestrian) as well. Luckily it wasn't bad, but the person totally took off. I walked away and no serious injuries came of it...freaked me the fuck out...

...and I wasn't even jay walking...big surprise not one person...other pedestrians or motorists stopped to ask if I was OK...

I also survived w/o injury a pretty bad car wreck. I was turning left to a clear an intersection as the signal turned yellow. Someone from the on coming lane blew through the changing light and smacked into the back end of my car. Witnesses said my car did a 360 in the air. It landed backwards going the wrong way on the street I was trying to turn onto. I blacked out momentarily. The speed limit was 25 miles an hour, cops told me the other driver had been doing at least twice that.

When I took the car to the shop the said the impact shift the back half of the car about four inches off center. I don't even know how they fixed it, but my family drove that car for another 6-7 years. Toyota man. They make a hell of a car.
well i was crossing when it was pedstrains turn over zebra (thats what we call stripes here) aand driver turned out to be stereotypical "dumb chick", thankfully (well sometimes i wish i was dead tho but thats separate topic...) i didn't get any serious damage but it was pure luck i didn't end up as steven hawkings if i fell even sightly off i would break my neck. since then i am sexist (phrase with potential to become maymay). she was driving at nearly 40 kmh and didnt even give a fuck about red, and as cctv footage showed after she was applying a fucking lipstick

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Well the latest was that parachute accident I had last year, landed in a small tree in California, my leg got impaled almost through, and had to get carried out on a stretcher, quad, ambulance and helicopter to the hospital, had surgery and spent 5 days there, outside of whales vagina

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Well I just survived listening to terrible goth trance lol!

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0:19 - i know that gal w the pink hair.

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Old 01-11-2017, 08:25 PM   #19
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When I was a young man in high school, my first real job was working in a restaurant. I once chopped five pounds of fresh jalapenos, then went to take a piss without washing my hands first.

Then there was the time I ran my hand through the meat slicer.

Then there was the time I fell off a 15' retaining wall, but didn't know it because I was blind drunk (which honestly probably saved my life, being limp and all).

The closest I ever came to dying, at least to my knowledge, was working under a car when the frame shifted, pinning me under it by the chest. It landed on some cinder blocks I'd stuffed under there, but if those had broken or not been there, my sternum would have been half in two. Even surviving without injury it was completely terrifying, as was getting it off me since I was totally panicked. Completely changed my mindset about how to go about big industrial things.
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Re: The survival thread...

I took NUMEROUS nasty spills on bikes. Like...some really violent ones. But thats kind of self-inflicted

Me and my sis nearly got beheaded by a 10-wheeler truck's rear bumper in a multi-car
pileup on the highway.

I nearly died from some virus as an infant.

The closest I came to dying though, I think, is when hiking in the rockies. I was about where the treeline is and some rocks started zooming by and then more and then some scarily big ones. It was hard to see them coming because there were a few trees blocking my view. I took a chance and ran, took cover behind a big boulder but going there, one rock missed me by a foot or less. That would have been my end right there.

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